The Captain
By: Tebel

It was a cold november morning in a port town of Massachusetts. Two travelers were looking for a temporary job so that they can make a few quick bucks.

Walking amongst the morning chaos of the Piers they finally come up to a short but very stout old man with a wool cap on and a scruffy grey beard. Atop of the large massive arms he has he also has a huge beer gut to match with a tucked in light blue shirt and red suspenders. He also had a short stubby cigar in his mouth.

The two travelers walked up to the man. "Exuse me but were you looking for a crew of two men?"

The short stout man turned around from putting stuff on his little fishing boat and took a long hard look at the two of them. "thirty percent of the profits for each of you. That sound alright to yah." He said in an irish accent pointing the cigar at them as his big ball belly shook.

"Deffinately!"

"Then git on the boat now where shippin off in five minutes." The captain said putting the mostly smoked cigar in his mouth.

For the next half an hour the captain was telling the both of them where everything is and what he expects of them. "Now that you two are out here, one rule of the sea... This is my boat and whatever i say goes... or else."

The two of them didnt want to know what or else meant so they just did exactly what he said. When they all sat down for dinner the captain had the most food but despite his short stature he was indeed a very large man. He always smoked cigars and had a very mean temper. He punched one of them in the face already for not knotting a roap right to the boat. That night they slept very very well.

For the next few days it was like that, they captain puffin away ordering the two around but on the fifth day the captain was alittle nicer. He shared alot of beer with the two and they got alittle drunk but still got the job done right.

One of the crew was in the lower room lookin at his shirt when the captain came in lighting a fresh stogie.

"Um captain does it look like my shirts gettin bigger," He said just realising that the captain was now twice his size. The little crewmate now realised that the captain was getting, bigger, and bigger, and bigger when finally the crewmate realised that he was no more than two feet tall. THe captain locked the door and walked towards the now terrified crewmate. "What are you gonna do to me sir?!"

"Oh your gonna love this little buddy." He said as big thick plooms of cigar smoke came from his mouth. He picked up the little man by the back of his shirt then ripped it off then he ripped his pants off painfully and finally he took hsi own shirt off and threw the little man on the bed. The giant then laid on the little man. as the little man was surrounded by fat and chesthair and the horrid smell of cigar he realised what his giant captain was doing. THe tiny little man was now covered in sweat as the giant was torturing the little man. He then took him and put him in his big armpit and started to crush him or suffocate him in fat.

Finally after hours of torturing the little man the giant captain, while puffing on a cigar. Laid the little man on his big round belly and realised something... he was hungry. So he picked up the screaming little man and hoovered him over his big fat face.

"Well little guy... i guess you realise by now that on my ship, everything belongs to me, even you. So you best git in my belly and be a great meal for me.

THe little man did nothing but scream as he was lowered into the giants mouth through the big lips then through the big cigar stained teeth with one missing. Then he was lied on his big fat slimy toung as the little man lay there screaming. The last thing the little man saw was the tounge fly back as the man was pushed forceffully down the fat giants throught into his big greedy gut.

The captain let his meal digest for awhile and listen to the screaming man from within his big gut die down as the little man was digested. He got up lit another cigar and walked out onto the deck. "Now where can that little bugger be...!" He said looking for the other shrunken crewmate then spotted him in a shoe. He grabbed him with his fat hand and the little man started to scream as he was carried back into the lower room by the giant. The captain sat down on his couch while drinking another beer. He smoked his cigar while watching tv. Both arms were rested on the top of the couch revealing his huge biceps. In his mouth was his stogie, in one hand was his beer... and in the other was his terrified second helpings. He took the cigar out and started to bring the now screaming louder little man into his mouth but the man said wait. THe captain respected his wishes for a last saying and put the cigar back in the corner of his mouth and looked down on his dessert with a gentle smile.

"WHy are you doing this to us and wheres my friend!"

"Son im doing this because im hungry... and im the captain so i want to eat you. Your filth and scum, you think your getting any profit??? all your gonna get is crapped out into my little shitter in the bathroom after i made you into my supper. Oh and your friend is still alive screaming in my big gut here!," he said slapping his belly. "But anyways little buddy, from here on your cries of help will only be heard from within my gut.. now get in there!" The captain put the little man in his mouth and wrapped his lips around him, little kicking legs were all thats seen, from time to time the giant would have fun and burn the feet with his cigar but in the end he slurped the man in and to the horror of the little man the giant started chewing him. The massive pizza box sized teeth crushed his legs until there was nothing left. Then, alive and screaming, the little man slid down his big neck into his gurgling belly where he was digested alive.

About a week and a half later the short fat captain was back on the pier counting all his money. "Couldnt of made this much if it wasnt for those two delicious crewmates" He said putting his cigar back in the corner of his mouth.

The End